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This amazing shirt is woven from the finest silken-like thread. Collected at the vernal equinox from the backs of the rare mountain lemur bat| which only emerges from it’s well constructed beach condo once every 250 years| this fine material will cover you in luxurious luxury.
Only serious people should ever attempt to wear this incredible shirt. Buy it if you dare!